Play nice, already.

Can you believe what those chowderheads in Albany are up to? I don't get it. When Mommy and Daddy drop me off at daycare, they always tell me, "Play nice with the other babies." And I do! It's really quite simple: Share. Play fair. Don't interrupt when somebody else is talking. Don't take things that don't belong to you. Say you're sorry when you hurt someone. Take a nap. And most important, clean up your own mess.

You guys and gals have quite a mess on your hands. Better get crackin'.